illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

nurgal:

                  ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

The length of a girls hair does not dictate her sexuality 

                  ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

The length of a persons hair does not dictate their sexuality

badyafiction:

somethinghorrible:

why does nobody ever talk about the media’s fetishization of lesbianism like why do people only get mad when gay dudes get fetishized 

#thank you #grown men have been fetishizing lesbians for decades but as soon as teenage girls start fetishizing gay dudes the world explodes

  • me: omg i love books and tv and movies i have so many favorites
  • person: oh cool like what
  • me: *instantly forgets every book, tv, film, play, poem, screenplay, silent movie, musical, text book, spoken word, freaking mime production i've ever seen, listened to, or read*